Too much cheese late at night?

A Dream/Nightmare

Picture the scene, a summers evening-one of London’s biggest music venues, myself and approximately 2000 other lucky souls are here to witness An Event. One of those big special gigs that anal indie types like myself had to have been at, and if they weren’t they had to lie and say they were. A mobile phone/lager/whatever company have put this concert on to promote their wares by giving tickets away to the general public who will hopefully go on to spend money on their oh so essential lifestyle products. I have no idea how I managed to get these tickets but the main thing is I did and I was excited because nobody knows who is playing.
The atmosphere was electric, everyone present hoping to be at something that people will be talking about for years to come. Who could it be? No, Entwhistle died recently so its not them! The lights go down, the background music stops and we are still none the wiser, still very very excited.
The curtains draw and out runs………………………………………..Phil cocking Collins!!!!!
The crowd start booing and throwing things, the bald tory twunt carries on playing and everyone runs for the exits, still booing, still throwing things. I try to run but I can’t move, I can’t even throw stuff all I have is my voice and I boo and boo but Collins keeps playing, I can’t remember what song but it was very very bad.
Then……………………………………………………………………I woke up.

A Guilty Pleasure of a Phil Collins song


A decent cover of a Phil Collins song


What does this dream mean, is it a premonition?? I need answers!